tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24162714899403033892012-01-27T11:13:42.886+05:30Happy Valentines Day SMS, Romantic Valentines Day Shayari, Valentines Day Messages, Valentines Day Wishes Collection in Hindi English urdusmsmasti.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418081846442217086noreply@blogger.comBlogger4751100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2416271489940303389.post-39581870427638977962011-12-27T18:55:00.004+05:302011-12-27T19:04:32.986+05:30Before the golden sun sets,<br />old calender is destroyed, <br />And mobile networks get jammed, <br />I wish in new year every moment is enjoyed.<br /><b>Happy New Year 2012</b><br /><b><br /></b><br /><br />Fill ur life with Happiness &amp; Bright Cheer, <br />Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year, <br />And it's my New Year wish for u Dear... <br /><b>Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012.</b><br /><b><br /></b><br /><br />New Year begins, let us pray,<br />that it will be a year with new Peace<br />New Happiness, and abundance of new friends,<br />God bless you through out the new Year. <br /><b>Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012.</b><br /><b><br /></b><br /><table border="0" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><tbody><tr> <td><div align="center"><a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=smsmasti"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a> <script type="text/javascript">var addthis_config = {"data_track_clickback":true};</script> <script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js#username=smsmasti" type="text/javascript"></script> </div></td> </tr></tbody></table><a href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><br /><a href="http://loveusms.com/">www.loveusms.com</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-3958187042763897796?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>smsmasti.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418081846442217086noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2416271489940303389.post-2448397148817939342011-12-27T18:44:00.002+05:302011-12-27T18:45:24.392+05:30Manzil insan k hausle azmati hai,<br />Sapno k parde ankho se hatati hai,<br />Kisi b baat se himat na harna,<br />Thokar hi insan ko chalana sikhati hai<br /><b>Wish U Best Of Luck For New Year 2012</b><br /><br />Ek-Khoobsurti.. Ek-Tazgi.<br />Ek-Sapna.. Ek-Sachai..<br />Ek-Kalpana.. Ek-Ahsas..<br />Ek-Astha.. Ek-Vishvas..<br />Yahi Hai ek Achhe saal Ki Shuruaat…<br /><b>Happy New Year</b><br /><br />Pal do pal me hi milti hai khushi,<br />Pal do pal me hi milta hai gam,<br />Par jo har pal sath nibhaye,<br />Wo dost milte hain kam jaise, ‘U ME aur HUM’<br /><b>Happy New Year My Dear Friend</b><br /><br />Ek dua mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se,<br />chahte hai aapki Khushi pure Imaan se,<br />Sub hasraten puri ho aapki<br />aur aap Muskurayen Har Ane Wale Saal Dil o Jaan se.<br /><b>Happy New Year 2012</b><br /><br />Sochta Hun is Naye Saal Ki Khushi Mein<br />Apne yaar ko kya tohfa du.<br />Tumhari is ada pe kya jawab du<br />Apne yaar ko kya tohfa du<br />Koi acha sa phool hota to mangvata mali se<br />Jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du<br /><b>Happy New Year Yaar.......</b><br /><br /><br /><br /><table border="0" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><tbody><tr> <td><div align="center"><a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=smsmasti"><img 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gaya Aap ke SMS k intezar mai<br /><b>Happy New Year 2012</b><br /><br />Sweetest Sunday,<br />Marvellous Monday,<br />Tasty Tuesday,<br />Wonderful Wednesday,<br />Thankful Thursday,<br />Friendly Friday,<br />Successful Saturday.<br />Have a great Year.<br /><b>Happy New Year 2012</b><br /><br />Sunehri Dhoop Barsaat ke baad*<br />Thori si Hansi her Baat ke baad*<br />usi tarag ho Mubarik aap ko 2012, 2011 ke baad<br /><b>wish you&nbsp;Happy New Year 2012</b><br /><b><br /></b><br />Wishing You Happy New Year,<br />May You always keep in ur Heart the<br />Special Beauty and Cheer of<br /><b>Happy New Year 2012</b> <br /><br />New Year begins, let us pray, that it will be a year with new Peace,<br />New Happiness, and abundance of new friends,<br />God bless you through out the new Year.<br /><b>Happy New Year 2012</b> <br /><b><br /></b><br />Is New Year mai, Lumha Bhar ki jo Rafaqat mil jae Mujh ko*<br />Mai apne Subah Shaam Tere Naam ker doon*<br />Ager Tuu mil jaye Buzm-e-History mai*<br />Mai apni Zindgi ki haseen Shaam Tere Naam ker doon<br /><b>Happy New Year 2012</b> <br /><br />Old Year Sab se ho raha hai Door*<br />Kya karein yahi hai Kudrat ka Dastoor*<br />Purani Yaadein soch kar Udaas na ho Tum*<br />Naya Saal aaya hai chalo..<br />DHOOM MACHALE, DHOOM MACHALE DHOOM!!<br /><b>Happy New Year 2012</b> <br /><b><br /></b><br />Aap Jahan jaye wahan se kare Fly all Tear*<br />Sab Log Aap ko hi mane apna Dear*<br />Aap ki har Raah ho Always Clear…<br />Aur Khuda dey Aap ko Ek Jakkas New Year!!<br /><b>Happy New Year 2012</b> <br /><br />Naya Saal aaye banke Ujala*<br />Khul jaye Aap ki Kissmat ka Tala*<br />Hamesha Aap per rahe Meherban Upar wala*<br />Chand Tarey bhi Aap per hi Rosni dale<br /><b>Happy New Year 2012</b> <br /><br />Aa gale lag ja Mere Yaar*<br />Dedo Jadu Ki Chappi Do, Char*<br />Aise hi Kat jaye Zindagi without any Risk*<br />Is Umeed ke sath Wish You a…<br /><b>Happy New Year 2012</b> <br /><br /><br /><br /><table border="0" 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/></div>smsmasti.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418081846442217086noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2416271489940303389.post-24352686183637809052011-12-27T18:29:00.001+05:302011-12-27T18:30:43.987+05:30<div style="background-color: white; border-bottom-color: initial; border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: medium; border-left-color: initial; border-left-style: none; border-left-width: medium; border-right-color: initial; border-right-style: none; border-right-width: medium; border-top-color: initial; border-top-style: none; border-top-width: medium; overflow-x: hidden; overflow-y: hidden; text-align: left; text-decoration: none;"><span style="background-color: white;">Sarson da Saag</span><br />makke di roti<br />achhe doston ki jodi aur shabhi ka pyar<br />ye naya sal tera<br />khub gujare yaar…<br /><b>Happy New Year</b><br />`<br />Sabke Dilo mein ho sabke liye Pyar,<br />Aanewala har din laye Khushiyon ka Tyohar,<br />Es ummid k sath aao bhulke sare Gum,<br />New Year 2011 ko Hum Sab kare WELCOME.<br /><b>Happy New Year</b><br />`<br />Naya Saal aaye ban k Ujala<br />Khul jaye ap ki Kissmat ka Tala<br />Hamesha ap per rahe Meherban Upar wala<br />Yahi DUA karta hai ap ka yeh chahny wala..<br /><b>Happy New Year</b><br />`<br />Day by day teri khusiya ho jaye Double,<br />Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare Trouble,<br />Khuda rakkhe humesha tujhe Smart &amp; Fit,<br />Tera liye New Year ho Super-Duper Hit!!<br /><b>Happy New Year</b><br />`<br />Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaayein,<br />Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jaayein,<br />Es Naye Saal ko Gale lagayein,<br />Karte hai dua hum Rab se sar jhukake…<br />Es Saal k Sare Sapne pure ho Aapke.<br />*NAYA SAAL MUBARAK*<br /><b>Happy New Year</b> </div><div style="background-color: white; border-bottom-color: initial; border-bottom-style: none; border-bottom-width: medium; border-left-color: initial; border-left-style: none; border-left-width: medium; border-right-color: initial; 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kare yahi hai Kudrat ka dastur,<br />Purani Yade sochkar udaas na hona tum, Naya Saal aaya hai.. Dhoom Machale Dhoom. Enjoy New Year!<br /><b>Happy New Year 2012</b><br /><br /><a href="http://smsmasti.50webs.com/">www.smsmasti.50webs.com</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-911335647393968535?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>smsmasti.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418081846442217086noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2416271489940303389.post-10926125146807019312011-12-14T15:53:00.001+05:302011-12-14T15:53:35.458+05:30<div>apki aankho me saje hai jo bhi Sapne aur<br />Dil me chhupi hai jo bhi Abhilashaye,</div><div>Yah naya varsh unhe sach kar jaaye...</div><div>aap ke Liye Yahi Hai Hamari Shubhkamnaye.</div><div><b>Happy New Year 2012</b></div><div><b><br /></b></div><div><b><br /></b></div><div><b>Hindi New Year SMS Collection on <a href="http://www.smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a></b></div><br /><table border="0" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><tbody><tr> <td><div align="center"><a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=smsmasti"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a> <script type="text/javascript">var addthis_config = {"data_track_clickback":true};</script> <script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js#username=smsmasti" type="text/javascript"></script> </div></td> </tr></tbody></table><a href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><br /><a href="http://loveusms.com/">www.loveusms.com</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-1092612514680701931?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>smsmasti.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418081846442217086noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2416271489940303389.post-50313601466857202802011-12-14T15:53:00.000+05:302011-12-14T15:53:10.406+05:30<div>I am sorry,<br />mujhe bhul jana plz... <br />mai kuch dino baad apko hamesha k liye chhodkar ja raha hu,</div><div>apka apna 2011</div><div><br /></div><div><b>WISH U A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012</b></div><div><b><br /></b></div><div><b><br /></b></div><div><b>New Year SMS Collection in Hindi on <a href="http://www.smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a></b></div><br /><table border="0" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><tbody><tr> <td><div align="center"><a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=smsmasti"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a> <script type="text/javascript">var addthis_config = 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Collection in Hindi on <a href="http://www.smsmasti.ne/">www.smsmasti.ne</a>t&nbsp;</b></div><div><b><br /></b></div><table border="0" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><tbody><tr> <td><div align="center"><a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=smsmasti"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a> <script type="text/javascript">var addthis_config = {"data_track_clickback":true};</script> <script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js#username=smsmasti" type="text/javascript"></script> </div></td> </tr></tbody></table><a href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><br /><a href="http://loveusms.com/">www.loveusms.com</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-238212512498829113?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>smsmasti.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418081846442217086noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2416271489940303389.post-85410686460691238032011-12-14T15:52:00.003+05:302011-12-14T15:52:24.476+05:30<div>is rishte ko yu hi banaye rakhna...</div><div>Dil me yaado k chirag jalaye rakhna...</div><div>bahut Pyara safar raha 2011 ka...</div><div>apna sath 2012 me bhi banaye rakhna...</div><div><b>Happy New Year</b></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><b>Hindi New Year Messages Collection on <a href="http://www.smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a></b></div><div><b><br /></b></div><table border="0" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><tbody><tr> <td><div align="center"><a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=smsmasti"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a> <script type="text/javascript">var addthis_config = 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hoga, kiye honge manchahe kaam bahot,<br />aur naye anubhavo se galtiyo ko sahlaya hoga, shayad chin li ho kismat ne apki pyari chiz koi,<br />par ek nayi anmol chiz se jarur milaya hoga, aap bhale hi bilkul na badle ho,<br />par aapka koi na koi andaz to badla hoga, ja raha haiye saal wo sare pal samet kar,<br />jin par aapne apna hak jataya hoga, jhum lo muskura lo,<br />jee bhar k jee lo iss saal k ye kuch lamhe.<br /><b>Very Very Happy New Year 2012</b></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><b><br /></b></span></div><div align="center"><span style="font-family: Verdana;"><b>for more Latest New Year Hindi SMS Shayari Messages Wishes Collection visit <a href="http://www.smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a></b></span></div><br /><br /><table border="0" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><tbody><tr> <td><div align="center"><a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=smsmasti"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" 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very very <br /><br /><b>HAPPY DIWALI </b><br /><br /><br /><br /><title>Hindi Happy Diwali SMS, Diwali Shayari, Diwali Wishes</title><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-7618935598216097494?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>smsmasti.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418081846442217086noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2416271489940303389.post-57545066837896727372011-10-25T10:55:00.001+05:302011-10-25T10:55:39.026+05:30Diwali k subh avsar pr hmre ghr 4 dino ki saaf-safai or lipai potai k ayojan kiya gya hai jisme ap hath btane sadar amantrit h,1wqt khana b rakha gya<br />hai.<br /><br /><b>Wish You Very Very Happy Diwali</b><br /><br /><a href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-5754506683789672737?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>smsmasti.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418081846442217086noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2416271489940303389.post-23382359551649600722011-10-25T10:55:00.000+05:302011-10-25T10:55:07.223+05:30<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><img border="0" height="263" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_-qjrrIvrs94/TNEySvxKLLI/AAAAAAAAAKE/BR8V_0w_Lsw/s320/273135196_c305d10651.jpg" width="320" /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-qjrrIvrs94/TNEx3r82JLI/AAAAAAAAAKA/bqx22zh4OLc/s1600/25_10_2003_happy-diwali.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><br /></a></div>Pooja ki Thali,<br />Rasoi me PAKWAN.<br />Aangan me Diya, Khushiya ho TAMAAM,<br />Hatho me fuljhariya, Roshan ho JAHAAN,<br />Mubarak ho aapko <b>DIWALI </b>Meri JAAN.<br /><br /><b>*** HAPPY DIWALI ***</b><br /><br />Swarg se Laxmi, Vaikunth se Vishnu,<br />Kailash se Mahadev, Barmhlok se 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style="text-align: left;">Har pal Har din Aapke liye laye Danteras ka tyohar..</div><div style="text-align: left;"><b>Happy Dhanteras</b></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Dhanterash gives you 10 things in life </div><div style="text-align: left;">D=Dhan</div><div style="text-align: left;">H=Health</div><div style="text-align: left;">A=Anand</div><div style="text-align: left;">N=Nature</div><div style="text-align: left;">T=T alent</div><div style="text-align: left;">E=Enjoyment</div><div style="text-align: left;">R=Romance</div><div style="text-align: left;">A=Aitbar</div><div style="text-align: left;">S=S aubhagya</div><div style="text-align: left;">H=Honesty</div><div style="text-align: left;">We wish You and Your family</div><div style="text-align: left;"><b>Happy Dhanteras</b></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">DHANTERAS ka shubh din aya,</div><div style="text-align: left;">sabke liye nayi khushiya laya.</div><div style="text-align: left;">LAKSHMI GANESH viraje apke ghar me,</div><div style="text-align: left;">sada rahe sukho ki chhaya.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><b>"HAPPY DHANTERAS"</b></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">Hai Roshani ka Tyohar,</div><div style="text-align: left;">Laye Har Chehre Par Muskan,</div><div style="text-align: left;">Sukh Aur Samridhi Ki Bahaar,</div><div style="text-align: left;">Is Pawan Din Par,</div><div style="text-align: left;">Aap Sab Ko <b>Dhanteras </b>Ki Shubh Kamnaye.</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><table border="0" style="border-collapse: collapse; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: auto; text-align: 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salam kare unko jinke hisse me ye mukam aata hai,<br />khushnasib hota hai wo khun jo desh ke kaam aata hai.<br />"jay hind jay bharat"<br /><b>* Happy Independence Day *</b><br /><br /><a href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-3432916136664944907?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>smsmasti.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418081846442217086noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2416271489940303389.post-11840860087857930672011-08-15T11:12:00.000+05:302011-08-15T11:12:10.139+05:30Na zuban se,<br />Na nigahon se,<br />Na dimag se,<br />Na rango se,<br />Na greeting se,<br />Na gift se,<br />Aapko Jashne Azadi Mubarak direct dil se.<br /><b>* Happy Independence Day *</b><br /><br /><a href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-1184086008785793067?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>smsmasti.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418081846442217086noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2416271489940303389.post-7010136709296755572011-08-15T11:11:00.000+05:302011-08-15T11:11:50.810+05:30Ye baat hawaao ko bataaye rakhna...<br />Roshni hogi chiraago ko jalaaye rakhna...<br />Lahu dekar jiski hifaazat humne ki...<br />aise TIRANGE ko sadaa Dil mein basaaye rakhna.<br /><b>Happy Independence Day</b><br /><br /><a href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-701013670929675557?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' 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/></div>smsmasti.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418081846442217086noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2416271489940303389.post-82234789190579295542011-08-01T18:43:00.000+05:302011-08-01T18:43:39.274+05:30<span class="tfont" style="font-size: small;">Log milte hain EVERYTIME!<br />Pasand aate hain SOMETIME!<br />Par aap jaise dost milte hain ONETIME!<br />Jo dil me rehte hain LIFETIME..</span><br /><span class="tfont" style="font-size: small;"><b>wish you very very Happy Friendship Day</b><br /></span><br /><a href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><br /><a href="http://www.loveusms.com/">www.loveusms.com</a><br /><a href="http://www.loveusms.net/">www.loveusms.net</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-8223478919057929554?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>smsmasti.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418081846442217086noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2416271489940303389.post-46300644841086179452011-08-01T18:42:00.000+05:302011-08-01T18:42:52.225+05:30Sabse intelligent kaun: TUM<br />sabse smart kaun: TUM<br />sabse strong kaun: TUM<br />in sab me TUM se jyada kaun: HUM<br />Lekin duniya me sabse achche Dost kaun:<br />HUM TUM<br /><br /><b>Happy Friendship Day</b><br /><br /><a href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><br /><a href="http://www.loveusms.com/">www.loveusms.com</a><br /><a href="http://www.loveusms.net/">www.loveusms.net</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-4630064484108617945?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>smsmasti.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418081846442217086noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2416271489940303389.post-90898619330805282482011-08-01T18:41:00.001+05:302011-08-01T18:41:51.752+05:30I Like 3 Friends-<br />1st is SUN,<br />2nd is MOON,<br />3rd is U,<br />SUN for the "Day Time"<br />MOON for the "Night Time"<br />And U for the "Life Time"<br /><b>* Happy Friendship Day *</b><br /><br /><a href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><br /><a href="http://www.loveusms.com/">www.loveusms.com</a><br /><a href="http://www.loveusms.net/">www.loveusms.net</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-9089861933080528248?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>smsmasti.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418081846442217086noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2416271489940303389.post-78666819680892770562011-08-01T18:41:00.000+05:302011-08-01T18:41:02.211+05:30Zindgi hr pal nhi hoti<br />phulo ki khushbu hmesha paas nhi hoti<br />Milna hmari takdir me likha hai dubara<br />varna itni pyari dosti kabhi ittekaf nhi hoti.<br /><br /><b>wish you very very Happy Friendship Day</b><br /><br /><a href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><br /><a href="http://www.loveusms.com/">www.loveusms.com</a><br /><a href="http://www.loveusms.net/">www.loveusms.net</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-7866681968089277056?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>smsmasti.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418081846442217086noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2416271489940303389.post-87186528296142709362011-08-01T18:37:00.000+05:302011-08-01T18:37:50.445+05:30<b>Happy Friendship Day</b><br /><br />Dilse likhi bate Dil ko chu jati hai...<br />aksr ankhe hi baat kah jati hai...<br />Kuch log Dosti ke mayne badal dete hai...<br />aur kuch logo ki Dosti se dunia badal jati hai....<br /><br /><b>Happy Friendship Day</b><br /><br />Socha na tha ki kabhi Dosti hogi,<br />Dil jiske liye ro sake waisi ulfat hogi,<br />ab jannat ki galiyon ka rasta kyu dekhu....<br />Jaha tum ho wahi se jannat suru hogi....<br /><br /><b>Happy Friendship Day</b><br /><br />Behti hawao se awaj aayegi,<br />Har dhadkan se fariyad aayegi,<br />Bhar denge aapke Dil me Dosti itni,<br />Ki saans bhi loge to sirf meri yaad aayegi...<br /><br /><b>Happy Friendship Day</b><br /><br />Waqt ke panno ko palat kar kuch yaad aata hai,<br />wo gujra kal jaise Dll chahta hai,<br />Kabi bitaye the lamhe sath milkar,<br />aaj un Dosto ko dekhne ko Dil taras jata hai...<br /><br /><b>Happy Friendship Day</b><br /><br /><a href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><br /><a href="http://www.loveusms.com/">www.loveusms.com</a><br /><a href="http://www.loveusms.net/">www.loveusms.net</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-8718652829614270936?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>smsmasti.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418081846442217086noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2416271489940303389.post-84694011555799829522011-08-01T18:36:00.001+05:302011-08-01T18:37:06.774+05:30Toofan Mein bikherte Chale Gaye,<br />tanhai Ki gehrai Mein Utarte Chale gaye,<br />Jannat thi har shaam jin doston k saath,<br />Ek-ek Kar k sab Bichadte Chale gaye.<br /><br />Wish you very very <b>Happy Friendship Day</b><br /><br />********************************<br /><br />Forgetting friend is a<br />Crime<br />Ignoring them is a<br />Shame<br />Liking them is a<br />Pleasure<br />Thinking of them is a<br />Necessity<br />and disturbing them<br />‘Oye! Haq banta hai na yaar!’<br /><br /><b>Happy Friendship Day</b><br /><br />********************************<br /><br />If you need a friend &amp; there are a 100 steps between us,<br />you can take the 1st step to get near me &amp; i will take all 99 step to be there for you.<br /><b>HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY</b><br /><br />********************************<br /><br />If I m in hell &amp; u in heaven...<br />I always look up &amp; be proud of you.<br />but if I were In heaven &amp; you in hell,<br />I beg God 2 send me down coz heaven wont be heaven without you.<br /><b>HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY DEAR</b><br /><br />********************************<br /><br />Never say you are happy when you are sad…<br />never say you are fine when you are not ok…<br />never say you feel good when you feel bad…<br />&amp; never say you are alone when I am still alive.<br /><b>HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY</b><br /><br />********************************<br /><br />I miss my Friends,<br />When I see some other Gang sitting around, caring, slapping each other...<br />Their mischievous smiles switching to loud laughter’s,<br />Though stranger to me,<br />they represent a part of my life i lost somewhere,<br />I miss my friends.<br />I like you all, I love you all, Stay happy where ever you are.<br /><b>HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY</b><br /><br />********************************<br /><br />Hamaare to daaman me kaanto k siva kuch nahi,<br />Aap to phulo k kharid-daar nazar aate hai..<br />Jahan me kitne dost mile hume par sabse ache aap nazar aate hai..<br /><b>WISH YOU VERY VERY HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY</b><br /><br />********************************<br /><br /><a href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><br /><a href="http://www.loveusms.com/">www.loveusms.com</a><br /><a href="http://www.loveusms.net/">www.loveusms.net</a><br /><br />********************************<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-8469401155579982952?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>smsmasti.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418081846442217086noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2416271489940303389.post-68684752374325903532011-06-10T15:01:00.001+05:302011-06-10T15:01:35.673+05:30<div class="post uncustomized-post-template" style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;"><h3 class="post-title" style="color: #cc6600; font-family: verdana;">Funny Monsoon SMS in Hindi, Funny Hindi Monsoon SMS </h3><div class="post-body"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />Aaj to bahot khush honge aap?</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">.<br />.</span><a href="http://smsmasti.580webs.com/" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://tiof.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/rain-cloud.gif" style="cursor: pointer; float: right; height: 125px; margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; width: 154px;" /></a><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">.<br />.<br />.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">.<br />.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Kyon ki, barish jo ho rahi hai</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">.<br />.<br />.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">.<br />.<br />aur barish me to<br />.<br />.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">.<br />.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">.<br />.<br />.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">sab hi mendak khush hote hain.</span><br /><br /><a href="http://smsmasti.net/" style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold;">www.smsmasti.net</a></div></div><div class="post uncustomized-post-template" style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;"><a href="http://www.blogger.com/post-edit.g?blogID=2416271489940303389&amp;postID=6868475237432590353" name="3333995056314053182"></a> <br /><h3 class="post-title" style="color: #cc6600;">Hindi Monsoon SMS, Monsoon Messages </h3><div class="post-body"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />Besan ki roti, Nimbu ka achaar,<br />Doston ki khushi, Apnon ka pyar,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Sawan ki rain,</span> <span style="font-weight: bold;">Kisi ka intezar,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Mubark ho aapko,<br />Barish ki bahar,<br />/ / / /</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">/ / /<br />/ /<br />Happy Rainy Day</span><br /><br /><a href="http://smsmasti.net/" style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold;">www.smsmasti.net</a> </div></div><div class="post uncustomized-post-template" style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;"><a href="http://www.blogger.com/post-edit.g?blogID=2416271489940303389&amp;postID=6868475237432590353" name="159985277208808572"></a><br /><h3 class="post-title" style="color: #cc6600;">Funny Barish SMS, Baarish SMS in Hindi, urdu Baarish SMS</h3><div class="post-body"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />Joron ki baarish makes u wonder...</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Joron ki baarish makes u wonder...</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">I</span><span style="font-weight: bold;">s this what they call..<br />Taste the Thunder!</span><br /><br /><a href="http://smsmasti.net/" style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold;">www.smsmasti.net</a> </div></div><div class="post uncustomized-post-template" style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;"><a href="http://www.blogger.com/post-edit.g?blogID=2416271489940303389&amp;postID=6868475237432590353" name="8173665341317516134"></a> <br /><h3 class="post-title" style="color: #cc6600;">Funny Monsoon SMS, Funny Rainy Day SMS in Hindi </h3><div class="post-body"><span style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold;"><br />Ye badal ye bijli sirf apke liye hai, </span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold;">ye mausam ye hawa sirf apke liye hai. </span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold;">Kitne din beete aapko nahaye hue </span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold;">ye bewaqt barish sirf apke liye hai.</span><br /><br /><a href="http://smsmasti.net/" style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold;">www.smsmasti.net</a> </div></div><div class="post uncustomized-post-template" style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;"><a href="http://www.blogger.com/post-edit.g?blogID=2416271489940303389&amp;postID=6868475237432590353" name="4784498350998815639"></a> <br /><h3 class="post-title" style="color: #cc6600;">Romantic Monsoon SMS, Romantic Monsoon Shayari in Hindi </h3><div class="post-body"><span style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold;">Boonde barish ki u Zami pe aane lagi,<br />sondhi si mahak mati ki jagane lagi. </span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold;">Hawao me bhi jaise masti chhane lagi,</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold;">waise hi hame bhi aapki yad aane lagi.</span><br /><br /><a href="http://smsmasti.net/" style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold;">www.smsmasti.net</a></div></div><div class="post uncustomized-post-template" style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;"><a href="http://www.blogger.com/post-edit.g?blogID=2416271489940303389&amp;postID=6868475237432590353" name="4287058859211997311"></a> <br /><h3 class="post-title" style="color: #cc6600;">Barish SMS, Barish Shayari, Romantic Barish Shayari </h3><div class="post-body"><span style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold;">Barish ke paani ko apne haathon mein samet lo.<br />Jitna aap samet paaye utna aap humein chahte hai.</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold;">Aur jitna na samet paye utna hum aap ko chahte hai</span><span style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold;">.</span><br /><br /><a href="http://smsmasti.net/" style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold;">www.smsmasti.net</a></div></div><div class="post uncustomized-post-template" style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;"><a href="http://www.blogger.com/post-edit.g?blogID=2416271489940303389&amp;postID=6868475237432590353" name="1717838375809135470"></a> <br /><h3 class="post-title" style="color: #cc6600;">Monsoon Messages in English, Rainy Day SMS in English </h3><div class="post-body"><span style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold;">Rain Is Not Only Drops Of Water It Is The Love Of Sky For Earth.. </span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold;">They Never Meet Each Other But Sends Love This Way..</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold;">Enjoy The Love Of Nature.</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold;">Happy Monsoon</span><br /><br /><br /><a href="http://smsmasti.net/" style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: 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teri yaad ayi,<br />Jab jhoom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi,<br />Jab-jab mai bhiga teri yaad ayi, ab raha nahin jata,<br />Chhatri Lauta de Bhai.<br /><br /><a href="http://smsmasti.net/" style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold;">www.smsmasti.net</a></div></div><a href="http://smsmasti.50webs.com/" style="font-weight: bold;"> </a><br /><div class="post uncustomized-post-template" style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;"><a href="http://www.blogger.com/post-edit.g?blogID=2416271489940303389&amp;postID=6868475237432590353" name="1717838375809135470"></a> <br /><h3 class="post-title" style="color: #cc6600;">Happy Monsoon SMS, urdu Monsoon Shayari </h3><div class="post-body"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><br />Bahot dino se thi aasman ki sajish,<br />aaj puri ho gai hai unki khvaish,</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">bhig lo yaar is mausam me...<br />Mubarak ho aap ko 2009 ki ye paheli barish.!<br />HAPPY MONSOON</span><br /><br /><a 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kya milega??</div><div><br /></div><div>&nbsp;1.love k % check karne vali game.</div><div><br /></div><div>&nbsp;2.Pen ko chalane k liye kiye gaye litae.</div><div><br /></div><div>&nbsp;3.silent clas me bat karne k liye likhi gai batain.</div><div><br /></div><div>&nbsp;4.aadha page fata hua.</div><div><br /></div><div>&nbsp;5.exams k liye imps.</div><div><br /></div><div>&nbsp;6.cross v/s zero game.</div><div><br /></div><div>&nbsp;7.vacation me kya kya karna he uski list.</div><div><br /></div><div>&nbsp;8.Funny pictures drawn by us for tym pass</div><div><br /></div><div>&nbsp;9.dost ne likha hua crush ka nam or us par itni pen ghisna k use koi na padh ske</div><div><br /></div><div>&nbsp;10.Apna sign wid diffrent typs..</div><div><br /></div><div><b>&nbsp;Happy Students life..!&nbsp;</b></div><div><br /></div><table border="0" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><tbody><tr> <td><div align="center"><a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=smsmasti"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a> <script type="text/javascript">var addthis_config = {"data_track_clickback":true};</script> <script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js#username=smsmasti" type="text/javascript"></script> </div></td> </tr></tbody></table><a href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><br /><a href="http://loveusms.com/">www.loveusms.com</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-481784863619980279?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>smsmasti.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418081846442217086noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2416271489940303389.post-19039635502051441062011-05-07T19:06:00.000+05:302011-05-07T19:06:27.174+05:30<div>Police Wale Ne</div><div><br /></div><div>Car Wale Ko Roka Aur Kaha:-</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Ye Safety Week Hai…</div><div><br /></div><div>Aap Belt Pahen Kar Car Chala Rahe Ho,</div><div><br /></div><div>Isliye Aapko Rs. 1000 Ka Inam Diya Jata Hai,</div><div><br /></div><div>Aap Is Inam Ka Kya Karoge?</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>Car Driver:</div><div><br /></div><div>Main Is Inam Se Apna Drivng Licence Banwaunga.</div><div><br /></div><div>&nbsp;</div><div><br /></div><div>Pichli Seat Par Bethi Uski Maa Boli:</div><div><br /></div><div>Iski Baat Ka Yakin Mat Karo.</div><div><br /></div><div>Ye Sharab Pi Kar Kuchh Bhi Bolta Hai.</div><div><br /></div><div>&nbsp;</div><div><br /></div><div>Uske Papa Neend Se Jage Or</div><div><br /></div><div>Police Ko Dekh Ke Bole:</div><div><br /></div><div>Mujhe Pata Tha K Chori Ki Car May</div><div><br /></div><div>Hum Zyada Duur Nahi Ja Payenge.</div><div><br /></div><div>&nbsp;</div><div><br /></div><div>Tabhi Diggi Se Awaz I:</div><div><br /></div><div>Bhai Humne Border Paar Kar Liya Kya?</div><div><br /></div><table border="0" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><tbody><tr> <td><div align="center"><a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=smsmasti"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a> <script type="text/javascript">var addthis_config = {"data_track_clickback":true};</script> <script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js#username=smsmasti" type="text/javascript"></script> </div></td> </tr></tbody></table><a href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><br /><a href="http://loveusms.com/">www.loveusms.com</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-1903963550205144106?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>smsmasti.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418081846442217086noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2416271489940303389.post-72268240994468466422011-05-05T15:35:00.000+05:302011-05-05T15:35:59.858+05:30<div>3 sardaro ne daaru pi k ek taxi roki..</div><div>Taxi driver ne gadi start kari aur phir band kar di..aur bola...</div><div>lo saab hum pahuch gaye ..</div><div>...</div><div>1st ne use paise de diye...</div><div>2nd bola thank you</div><div>aur 3rd ne ek thapad diya !</div><div>...</div><div>Driver dar gaya socha ye samajh gaya.....</div><div>Teesra sardar bola “sale araam se chalaya kar, marwa deta aaj to...!</div><div><br /></div><table border="0" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><tbody><tr> <td><div align="center"><a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=smsmasti"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a> <script 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collapse;"><tbody><tr> <td><div align="center"><a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=smsmasti"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a> <script type="text/javascript">var addthis_config = {"data_track_clickback":true};</script> <script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js#username=smsmasti" type="text/javascript"></script> </div></td> </tr></tbody></table><a href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><br /><a href="http://loveusms.com/">www.loveusms.com</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-8890201795027992800?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>smsmasti.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418081846442217086noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2416271489940303389.post-18346875539517288712011-04-28T16:07:00.001+05:302011-04-28T16:07:02.380+05:30<div>Ultimate truth:-</div><div>Kaamyabi "toilet" ki badbu ki tarah hoti hai...</div><div>...</div><div>Bardasht tabhi</div><div>Hoti hai</div><div>.</div><div>..</div><div>...</div><div>..</div><div>.</div><div>Jab apni ho.........</div><div><br /></div><table border="0" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><tbody><tr> <td><div align="center"><a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=smsmasti"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a> <script type="text/javascript">var addthis_config = {"data_track_clickback":true};</script> <script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js#username=smsmasti" 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Mehmaan......</div><div>Na Jaan Na Pehchaan, Mai Tera Mehmaan.....</div><div>.</div><div>..</div><div>.</div><div>..</div><div>.</div><div>And the Award Goes to....... A. R Rahman....</div><div><br /></div><table border="0" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><tbody><tr> <td><div align="center"><a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=smsmasti"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a> <script type="text/javascript">var addthis_config = {"data_track_clickback":true};</script> <script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js#username=smsmasti" type="text/javascript"></script> </div></td> </tr></tbody></table><a href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><br /><a href="http://loveusms.com/">www.loveusms.com</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-1675059798741393956?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>smsmasti.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418081846442217086noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2416271489940303389.post-76459520835311798232011-04-21T19:33:00.003+05:302011-04-26T15:55:10.360+05:30<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">Kaam mein thodi mazaak-masti ho jaaye to kaam ka maja hi kuch aur hoga. SMSMASTI laaye hain kuch anokhe tarike jis se aap apne office ke sahyogiyon ko barabar pareshan kar sakte hain. Lekin isse apki roji-roti par koi bhi asar pade to bhai humko mat bolna. Aakhir hum to hain hi&nbsp;SMSMASTI&nbsp;</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><br /></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">1. Din mein achanak apne desh ka rashtriya gaan computer pe chalu kar dein. Sabhi sahyogiyon ko apni kursiyon se uthna hi padega. Jo khada rehne se inkaar kare uska naam apne boss ko bata do.</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><br /></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">2. Kisi ka mobile akela mil jaaye, to ek badiya sujhaav hai. Uski contact list mein hahakar macha do. Jaise Saurav ke naam ke aage Dhoni ka no daal do aur Harbhajan ke naam ke aage Sreesanth ka mobile no daal do.&nbsp;</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><br /></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">3. Ek badiya sa chinese mobile kharid lo. Uske speaker ki aawaz zordaar honi zaroori hai. Ab apna ring tone koi ghatiya sa gaana rakho jise sunke log chid jaaye. Kisi ko koi gaana bilkul pasand nahi, to usi ko apna ring tone bana lo.</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><br /></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">4. Kisi ka mobile 5 min ke liye mil jaaye to us par ekdum bekaar gaane ko uska hello tune bana do. Log use sawaal puchhne lagne chahiye ki bhai ye gaana kaise rakh diya.</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><br /></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">5. Jis din tum chhutti par ho, to apne kisi dost se office mein phone karwao. Use kehna chahiye ki use tumse baat karni hai. Aur use har ek ghante baad phone karne ko kaho.&nbsp;</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><br /></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">6. Shaam ko ghar jaate waqt apne office walon ki kursiyan idhar-udhar ghuma do. Fir savere dekho mazaa. Koi tumse kursi ke baare mein puche to bilkul anjaan ban jao.</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><br /></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">7. Apne kisi mitra ko kaho ki wo tumhare sahyogiyon ko har aadhe ghante ke baad phone karta rahe aur khoob baatein kare. Wo pareshan hokar apna sar pakad lenge.</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><br /></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">8. Sabki kursiyon mein khujli ka powder chhidak do, phir dekho unka nritya. Thoda nritya karne ka naatak tum bhi kar lena nahi to kisi ko tum par shak ho jayega.</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><br /></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">9. Apne manpasand geet ko kam se kam 17 baar lagatar chalao. Tum sirf apna manoranjan karo. Doosron se tumko kya matlab.</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><br /></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">10. Apne office ke kisi aadmi ke naam se sabke liye pizza mangvalo, tumhari pet pooja ho jayegi aur uski jeb dhili.</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><br /></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">11. Office ki fileon ko idhar udhar mix kardo. Kisi ko bhi koi bhi file dhundne mein kam se kam 10 minute to lagne chahiye.</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><br /></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">12. Apne kisi office ke mitra ke keyboard ka taar chupke se computer se nikal do. Fir dekho bechara pareshan ho jayega aur tum maje lena.</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><br /></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">13. Bina nahaye office jaya karo. Tumhare paseene ki sugandh se unhe apni naani yaad aa jaayegi. Tumhe train aur bus mein aane jaane mein bhi zaroor fayda milega.</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><br /></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">14. Ye tarika kisi mahila sahyogi pe aazmao. Mauka milte hi kisi mahila ke keyboard ke 4-5 button idhar-udhar laga do. Jaise Q ki jagah S aur U ko H bana do. Thode hi button idhar udhar karoge to tumhari sharat ke baare mein pata nahi chalega. Us ladki ke dimaag ka dahi ho jaayega, lekin wo samajh nahi paayegi ki aankhir uske saath ho kya raha hai.</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><br /></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">15. Apne kisi sahyogi ka mobile number credit card/insurance/loan dene waale marketing afsaron ko de do. Unhe keh do ki tumhara dost to karodpati hai aur kuch na kuch to zaroor lega. Wo tumhare dost ko har roj phone kar karke uska sukh-chain chheen lenge.</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><br /></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">16. Apne sahyogiyon ke ghar par subah-subah phone karke keh do ki aaj office ki chhutti hai. Lekin muh mein kapda lagakar kisi PCO se phone karna aur apna naam mat batana. Tum office pahunch jao aur koi na mile to usi bahane tum bhi chhutti lekar ghar aajana.</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><br /></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">17. Chupke se kisi sahyogi ka khaane ka dabba khali kardo ek thaili mein. Wo thaili kisi bhikari ko chupke se de do. Tumhe bada punya milega. Tumhara sahyogi jab chakraa ke bahar khaane nikle to uske saath tum bhi fokat ka khaane chale jao. Ye tarika mahine mein ek-aadh baar apnaya karo.</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><br /></div><table border="0" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><tbody><tr> <td><div align="center"><a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=smsmasti"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a> <script type="text/javascript">var addthis_config = {"data_track_clickback":true};</script> <script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js#username=smsmasti" type="text/javascript"></script> </div></td> </tr></tbody></table><a href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><br /><a href="http://loveusms.com/">www.loveusms.com</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-7645952083531179823?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>smsmasti.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418081846442217086noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2416271489940303389.post-3597685307095917322011-04-14T11:25:00.001+05:302011-04-14T11:25:10.260+05:30<div><div>In 1975, Superman, Batman &amp; Spiderman were flying via India &amp; they died...</div><div>.</div><div>....</div><div>why???</div><div>..</div><div>.</div><div>.</div><div>.............</div><div>Abe <b>Rajnikanth </b>nai, hawa me chalayi gabbar ki 3 goliyo ko yaad kar.</div></div><br /><table border="0" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><tbody><tr> <td><div align="center"><a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=smsmasti"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a> <script type="text/javascript">var addthis_config = {"data_track_clickback":true};</script> <script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js#username=smsmasti" type="text/javascript"></script> </div></td> </tr></tbody></table><a href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><br /><a href="http://loveusms.com/">www.loveusms.com</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-359768530709591732?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>smsmasti.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418081846442217086noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2416271489940303389.post-70984022680720596552011-04-12T10:25:00.000+05:302011-04-12T10:25:15.128+05:30<div>Ram aapke jeevan me prakash laye,&nbsp;</div><div>Ram aapke jeevan ko sundar banaye..</div><div>Taj kar agyan ka andhkar,&nbsp;</div><div>Aapke jeevan me gyan ka prakash aaye…</div><div><b>Happy Ram Navami !</b></div><div><br /></div><table border="0" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><tbody><tr> <td><div align="center"><a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=smsmasti"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a> <script type="text/javascript">var addthis_config = {"data_track_clickback":true};</script> <script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js#username=smsmasti" type="text/javascript"></script> </div></td> </tr></tbody></table><a href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><br /><a href="http://loveusms.com/">www.loveusms.com</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-7098402268072059655?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>smsmasti.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418081846442217086noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2416271489940303389.post-73239022149623568832011-04-12T10:22:00.000+05:302011-04-12T10:22:37.602+05:30<div>Ram Jinka Naam Hai,</div><div>Ayodhya Jinka Dhaam Hain</div><div>Aise Raghunandan Ko&nbsp;</div><div>Humara Pranam Hain</div><div><br /></div><div>apko <b>Ram Navami</b> Ki hardik subhkaamnaaye</div><div><br /></div><table border="0" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><tbody><tr> <td><div align="center"><a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=smsmasti"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border-bottom-width: 0px; 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margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><a href="http://www.smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-1592530416695759388?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>smsmasti.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418081846442217086noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2416271489940303389.post-75501495643156108212011-04-03T19:15:00.000+05:302011-04-03T19:15:05.173+05:30<div>The 1st testicular Guard in cricket was used in 1984..</div><div>and</div><div>1st helmet in 1974</div><div>It took 100 yrs for men to realize</div><div>Brain is also important...</div><div><br /></div><table border="0" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><tbody><tr> <td><div align="center"><a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=smsmasti"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a> <script type="text/javascript">var addthis_config = {"data_track_clickback":true};</script> <script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js#username=smsmasti" type="text/javascript"></script> </div></td> </tr></tbody></table><a href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><br /><a href="http://loveusms.com/">www.loveusms.com</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-7550149564315610821?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>smsmasti.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418081846442217086noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2416271489940303389.post-1993878351025295842011-04-03T19:13:00.000+05:302011-04-03T19:13:26.281+05:30Raman sing:- yaar jabse CM bane hau mor daai la bahut hichki aathe,,,<br /><div style="-qt-block-indent: 0; -qt-paragraph-type: empty; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-indent: 0px;"></div><div style="-qt-block-indent: 0; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-indent: 0px;">Scrtry: Sir pura Chhattisgarh me jaha bhi Light jathe, Sab jhan tor daai la hi to yaad karthe.</div><div style="-qt-block-indent: 0; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-indent: 0px;"><br /></div><table border="0" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><tbody><tr> <td><div align="center"><a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=smsmasti"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a> <script type="text/javascript">var addthis_config = {"data_track_clickback":true};</script> <script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js#username=smsmasti" type="text/javascript"></script> </div></td> </tr></tbody></table><a href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><br /><a href="http://loveusms.com/">www.loveusms.com</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-199387835102529584?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>smsmasti.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418081846442217086noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2416271489940303389.post-23353400212043067802011-03-28T14:59:00.000+05:302011-03-28T14:59:27.748+05:30Hi jaan_<br />Kya haal hai jaan_<br />Kaha ho jaan_<br />Kab miloge jaan_<br />Tumhari badi yaad aa rahi hai jaan_<br />Zyada khush na ho.<br />Har blank _ mein "war" word add kar lena.<br /><br /><a href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><br /><br />Bahut salon pehle mere sms sirf bewkuf hi padha karte the..!!!<br />aur aaj fir "itihas dohraya ja raha hai.,<br />sab prabhu ki leela hai"<br />* April Fool *<br /><br /><a href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><br /><br />"Sitaro me aap, Hawao me aap, Fizao me aap,<br />Baharo me aap, Dhop me aap, Chaaon me aap,<br />Sach hi suna hai ki buri aatmao ka koi thikana nahi hota."<br /><br /><a href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><br /><br />u r BUDDHU...<br />B- est in all,<br />U- nderstanding by Mind,<br />D- ecent by Nature,<br />D- ynamic,<br />H- onest by Heart,<br />samjhe BUDDHU<br />April Fool<br /><br /><a href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><br /><br />kya meri naak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jaisi hai.<br />surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe…<br />phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai.?<br /><br /><a href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><br /><br />My Eyes-Miss you<br />My feelings-love you<br />My mind-call you<br />My life is you<br />I will die without you,<br />I love you<br />aisa teri girl friend mujhe bolti hai sambhal usko. <br /><br /><a href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><br /><br />M_RKH<br />ST_PID<br />B_DH_<br />D_FFER<br />BEWK_F<br />GHOCH_<br />_LL_<br />BHOND_<br /><br />Dekha...!!<br /><br />Everything is incomplete without<br /><br />"U". <br /><br /><a href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-2335340021204306780?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>smsmasti.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418081846442217086noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2416271489940303389.post-65825564166270456922011-03-28T14:57:00.001+05:302011-03-28T15:01:20.995+05:30<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold;">In larkion se dil lagana ek bhool hai,</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold;">In k peche itna bhagna fazool hai,</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold;">Jis din kisi ladki ne keh diya I LOVE U...</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold;">to samajh jana us din APRIL FOOL hai.</span><br /><br /><a href="http://smsmasti.net/" style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold;">www.smsmasti.net</a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-6582556416627045692?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>smsmasti.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418081846442217086noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2416271489940303389.post-39847512712568439262011-03-19T18:20:00.000+05:302011-03-19T18:20:55.194+05:30<div>Gulal ka Rang Gubbaro ki Maar,</div><div>Suraj ki Kirne Khushiyo ki Bahaar,</div><div>Chand ki Chandni Apno ka Pyaar,</div><div>Mubarak ho Aapko"RANGO KA TYOHAAR"<br /><b>"Happy Holi"</b></div><br /><table border="0" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><tbody><tr> <td><div align="center"><a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=smsmasti"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a> <script type="text/javascript">var addthis_config = {"data_track_clickback":true};</script> <script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js#username=smsmasti" type="text/javascript"></script> </div></td> </tr></tbody></table><a href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><br /><a href="http://loveusms.com/">www.loveusms.com</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-3984751271256843926?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>smsmasti.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418081846442217086noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2416271489940303389.post-6561768191121855872011-03-18T12:21:00.001+05:302011-03-18T12:21:22.385+05:30Phulo ne khilna chhod diya,<br />Taaro ne chamkna chhod diya,<br />Holi me baki hai 2 din,<br />phir aapne abhi se nahana kyu chhod diya....<br /><b>Happy Holi in advance.</b><br /><br /><a href="http://www.smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-656176819112185587?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>smsmasti.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418081846442217086noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2416271489940303389.post-10721534201439237872011-03-18T12:21:00.000+05:302011-03-18T12:21:01.229+05:30Hawa ke hath paigam bheja hai,<br />Roshani ke jariye ek arman bheja hai,<br />phursat&nbsp; mile to kabul kar lena is nachiz ne Rango ke tyohar ka pyar bheja hai....<br /><b>Wish You Happy Holi</b><br /><br /><a href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-1072153420143923787?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>smsmasti.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418081846442217086noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2416271489940303389.post-26216806351478755782011-03-18T12:20:00.003+05:302011-03-18T12:20:36.580+05:30Chadenge jab pyare rang, ek meri dosti ka rang bhi chadhana. Lagne lagenge tumhe suhane sare rang,<br />Aur meri dosti ka rang chamkega hurdum tumhare sang.... &nbsp;<b>Happy Holi</b><br /><br /><a href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-2621680635147875578?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>smsmasti.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418081846442217086noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2416271489940303389.post-3848919516193827802011-03-18T12:19:00.000+05:302011-03-18T12:19:25.845+05:30Daru ki khushbu, Gutke ki mithas, Ganje ki roti aur Charas ka saag, Bhang ke pakode aur Wills ka pyar,<br />Mubarak ho apko Holi ka TYOHAR...<br /><b>Happy Holi </b><br /><br /><a href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-384891951619382780?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>smsmasti.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418081846442217086noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2416271489940303389.post-66059488053100951982011-03-02T11:19:00.000+05:302011-03-02T11:19:38.023+05:30<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold;">Shiv ki shakti, Shiv ki bhakti,</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold;">khushi ki bahar mile,</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold;">Shivratri k pavan avsar par apko zindgi ki ek nayi achchi shuruwat mile.</span><br /><span style="font-family: verdana; font-weight: bold;">Happy Maha Shivratri</span><br /><br /><a href="http://www.smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><br /><a href="http://www.loveusms.com/">www.loveusms.com</a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-6605948805310095198?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>smsmasti.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418081846442217086noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2416271489940303389.post-89578904957599600162011-02-24T10:33:00.000+05:302011-02-24T10:33:37.267+05:30<div>Once <b>Rajnikanth </b>gave his Birthday party n invited lots of people....</div><div>...</div><div>...</div><div>....</div><div>Today that party known as.....</div><div>...</div><div>...</div><div>....</div><div>"KUMBH KA MELA"</div><div><br /></div><table border="0" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><tbody><tr> <td><div align="center"><a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=smsmasti"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a> <script type="text/javascript">var addthis_config = {"data_track_clickback":true};</script> <script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js#username=smsmasti" 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class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><br /></span><table border="0"></table><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;">Father called his 10 friends.</span><table border="0"></table><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><br /></span><table border="0"></table><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;">4 answered:"Haan uncle, yahi par tha"</span><table border="0"></table><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><br /></span><table border="0"></table><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;">3 answered: "abhi just nikla hai"</span><table border="0"></table><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><br /></span><table border="0"></table><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;">2 answered: "yahi hai uncle, Pad raha hai...phone du kya"...?</span><table border="0"></table><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><br /></span><table border="0"></table><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;">1 ne to had kar di: He Answerd:</span><table border="0"></table><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;">"Haan papa, bolo kya hua?"</span><table border="0"></table><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><br /></span><table border="0"></table><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;">friendship rocks!..</span><table border="0"></table><br /><table border="0" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><tbody><tr> <td><div align="center"><a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=smsmasti"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a> <script type="text/javascript">var addthis_config = {"data_track_clickback":true};</script> <script 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aapne,<br />aankhon ko ik Sapna dikha diya aapne.<br />Hame zindgi to di khuda ne,<br />par Pyar itna dekar jeena sikha diya aapne.<br /><b>Happy Valentines Day</b><br /><br />Teri yadon me jiyenge marenge,<br />Tujhe apni palkon me chupa lenge,<br />Uss chand se hame kya lena...<br />Hum to iss dharti ke chand ko seene se laga lenge.<br /><br /><b>Wish You Very Very Happy Valentines Day</b><br /><br />Mere kuch jazbaat hai kahin khoye hue se,<br />Kaise kahun tumse woh jaise hai sharmaye hue se,<br />Parr din aaaj hai mohabbat ka,ab naa chup rahun,<br />Ye tera hi pyar hai,jaise harr baag chaman khile hue se !!<br />Be My Valentine !!!!<br /><b>Happy Valentines Day</b><br /><br />Ye mat pucho tum bin hum kya kya khote rahe,<br />Tumhari yaadon mein hum roz kitne rote rahe,<br />Na din gujre hai na raatein,<br />Bas kuch bechain se hum hote rahe!<br /><b>Happy Valentines Day</b><br /><br />Jaan hai mujki Jindagi se pyari,<br />jaan ke liye kar du kurban yari,<br />Aab tumse kya chupana…<br />Tum hi to ho na jaan hamari…<br /><b>Happy Valentines Day</b><br /><br />Agar hum na hote to ghazal kaun kehta,<br />Aap ke chehre ko kamal ko kehta,<br />Yeh to karishma hai mohabbat ka,<br />Varna pathro ko tajmahal kaun kehta.<br /><b>Happy Valentines Day</b><br /><br />Badalna aata nahi humko mousmo ki tarah<br />Har ek roop main tera intezaar karte hain<br />Na tum samet sakogi jise qayamat tak<br />Kasam tumhari tumhe itna pyar karte hain.<br /><b>Happy Valentines Day</b><br /><div><br /></div><div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><a href="http://www.smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a></div></div><div><br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-1698805931900098148?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>smsmasti.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418081846442217086noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2416271489940303389.post-28427348911546766662011-02-13T15:27:00.001+05:302011-02-13T15:27:35.650+05:30<div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: large;">Happy Valentine's Day</span></b><br /><br />Don’t go for looks,</div><div>They can deceive</div><div>Don’t go for wealth</div><div>Even that fades away.</div><div>Go for sum1 who makes u</div><div>Smile becoz only a smile makes</div><div>A dark day seem bright..</div><div><b>Happy Valentines Day</b></div><div>`</div><div>As days go by, my feelings get stronger,</div><div>To be in ur arms, I can’t wait any longer.</div><div>Look into my eyes &amp; u’ll see that it’s true,</div><div>Day &amp; Night my thought r of U...<br /><b>Happy Valentines Day</b></div><div>`</div><div>All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me</div><div>All I wanted was sum1 who’d b there 4 me</div><div>All I ever wanted was sum1 who’d b true</div><div>All I ever wantedwas sum1 like U…</div><div><b>Happy Valentines Day</b></div><div>`</div><div>Love is like a CD track</div><div>That links our hearts together</div><div>Don’t ever break that CD coz</div><div>That wud break my heart too...</div><div><b>Happy Valentines Day</b></div><div>`</div><div>*Sender:Name Missing*</div><div>*Number Missing</div><div>*Sentate missing</div><div>*Missing U a lot that’s y</div><div>Everything is missing…</div><div><b>Happy Valentines Day</b></div><div>`</div><div>Softly d leaves of memories wil fal,</div><div>I’ll pick them up &amp; gather them all,</div><div>Coz 2day, 2moro &amp; til my life is through</div><div>I’ll cherish having sum1 like u!</div><div><b>Happy Valentines Day</b></div><div>`</div><div>Memories r treasured</div><div>No1 can steal.</div><div>Parting is heartache</div><div>No1 can heal.</div><div>Sum’ll 4get u wen ur gone</div><div>But I’ll remember u</div><div>No matter how long..</div><div><b>Happy Valentines Day</b></div><div><br /></div><br /><table border="0" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><tbody><tr> <td><div align="center"><a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=smsmasti"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a> <script type="text/javascript">var addthis_config = {"data_track_clickback":true};</script> <script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js#username=smsmasti" type="text/javascript"></script> </div></td> </tr></tbody></table><a href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><br /><a href="http://loveusms.com/">www.loveusms.com</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-2842734891154676666?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>smsmasti.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418081846442217086noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2416271489940303389.post-46221375130414899012011-02-13T15:25:00.000+05:302011-02-13T15:25:08.751+05:30<div>one person Is So Much Important in My Life.</div><div>Not because I Enjoy Her Company.</div><div>But Because I Feel Sooo much Loneliness in HER Absence.</div><div><b>Happy Valentine's Day.</b></div><div><br /></div><table border="0" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><tbody><tr> <td><div align="center"><a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=smsmasti"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a> <script type="text/javascript">var addthis_config = {"data_track_clickback":true};</script> <script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js#username=smsmasti" type="text/javascript"></script> </div></td> </tr></tbody></table><a href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><br /><a href="http://loveusms.com/">www.loveusms.com</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-4622137513041489901?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>smsmasti.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418081846442217086noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2416271489940303389.post-38137109103559779522011-02-13T11:09:00.000+05:302011-02-13T11:09:23.386+05:30<div>Har Subah aapki Fine ho,</div><div>Dildaar Dosto ki hamesha Line ho,</div><div>apki zindgi me Khushi ka Sign ho.</div><div>Bhagwan kare ki apka har Din Valentine ho.</div><div><b>Happy Valentines Day</b>.!</div><div><br /></div><table border="0" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><tbody><tr> <td><div align="center"><a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=smsmasti"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" 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LOVE YOU!</div><div>Wish U a <b>HAPPY VALENTINES DAY</b>!</div><div><br /></div><table border="0" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><tbody><tr> <td><div align="center"><a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=smsmasti"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a> <script type="text/javascript">var addthis_config = {"data_track_clickback":true};</script> <script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js#username=smsmasti" type="text/javascript"></script> </div></td> </tr></tbody></table><a href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><br /><a href="http://loveusms.com/">www.loveusms.com</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-9202134658515101672?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>smsmasti.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418081846442217086noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2416271489940303389.post-77993235425438909732011-02-09T18:55:00.000+05:302011-02-09T18:55:20.461+05:30<span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;">Definition of friends-<br />A good friend is 1 who stops you from fighting.</span><table border="0"></table><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse;">&amp; a best friend is 1 who stands with you &amp; says MAAR SAALE KO Jo hoga dekh lenge....</span><table border="0"></table><br /><table border="0" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><tbody><tr> <td><div align="center"><a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=smsmasti"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a> <script type="text/javascript">var addthis_config = {"data_track_clickback":true};</script> <script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js#username=smsmasti" type="text/javascript"></script> </div></td> </tr></tbody></table><a href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><br /><a href="http://loveusms.com/">www.loveusms.com</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-7799323542543890973?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>smsmasti.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418081846442217086noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2416271489940303389.post-79887205267711825032011-02-08T19:13:00.001+05:302011-02-08T19:16:31.235+05:30<div><br />Tu dost hai mera, tujh pe jaan waar dunga.<br /><br />Magar jyada uchlega to teri Ga#d maar dunga.<br /><br />Tu dikhta hai achcha,<br /><br />Tu likhta hai achcha,<br /><br />Tu padhta hai achcha,<br /><br />tu ladta hai achcha,<br /><br />Tujh se jo panga lega,<br /><br />Uski mai phaad dunga.<br /><br />Magar jyada uchlega to teri Ga#d maar dunga.<br /><br />Tu maang le jaan, tu maang le aan,<br /><br />Ladki ka number ho, Ya ra#di ki ga#d,<br /><br />Tere liye sab tere dar pe utar dunga.<br /><br />Magar jyada uchlega to . .!!<br /><br />has mat teri Ga#d maar dunga.<br /></div><div><br /></div><table border="0" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><tbody><tr> <td><div align="center"><a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=smsmasti"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a> <script type="text/javascript">var addthis_config = {"data_track_clickback":true};</script> <script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js#username=smsmasti" type="text/javascript"></script> </div></td> </tr></tbody></table><a href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><br /><a href="http://loveusms.com/">www.loveusms.com</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-7988720526771182503?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>smsmasti.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418081846442217086noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2416271489940303389.post-49900294171588332722011-02-08T19:11:00.000+05:302011-02-08T19:11:26.413+05:30<div>If Bill Gate's Mother Gets Bored, What Will He Call Her</div><div><br /></div><div>?</div><div><br /></div><div>?</div><div><br /></div><div>?</div><div><br /></div><div>?</div><div><br /></div><div>?</div><div><br /></div><div>Take a Guess..</div><div><br /></div><div>?</div><div><br /></div><div>?</div><div><br /></div><div>?</div><div><br /></div><div>?</div><div><br /></div><div>?</div><div><br /></div><div>Guess..</div><div><br /></div><div>?</div><div><br /></div><div>?</div><div><br /></div><div>?</div><div><br /></div><div>?</div><div><br /></div><div>?</div><div>'MOTHER-BOARD':</div><div><br /></div><table border="0" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><tbody><tr> <td><div align="center"><a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=smsmasti"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a> <script type="text/javascript">var addthis_config = {"data_track_clickback":true};</script> <script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js#username=smsmasti" type="text/javascript"></script> </div></td> </tr></tbody></table><a href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><br /><a href="http://loveusms.com/">www.loveusms.com</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-4990029417158833272?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>smsmasti.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418081846442217086noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2416271489940303389.post-35227951987549817262011-02-08T19:05:00.002+05:302011-02-08T19:05:59.919+05:30Surinder mobile me recharge krwane gya<br /><div style="-qt-block-indent: 0; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-indent: 0px;">Dukandar-kitneka?</div><div style="-qt-block-indent: 0; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-indent: 0px;">Surindr:10 ka krdo</div><div style="-qt-block-indent: 0; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-indent: 0px;">Dukandar-7 Rs.ka talktime milega</div><div style="-qt-block-indent: 0; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-indent: 0px;">Surindr-koi baat nhi, 3 ki namkin dedo</div><div style="-qt-block-indent: 0; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-indent: 0px;"><br /></div><table border="0" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><tbody><tr> <td><div align="center"><a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=smsmasti"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a> <script type="text/javascript">var addthis_config = {"data_track_clickback":true};</script> <script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js#username=smsmasti" type="text/javascript"></script> </div></td> </tr></tbody></table><a href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><br /><a href="http://loveusms.com/">www.loveusms.com</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-3522795198754981726?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>smsmasti.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418081846442217086noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2416271489940303389.post-37614468553291854172011-02-08T15:21:00.000+05:302011-02-08T15:21:03.911+05:30<div><b>Rajnikanth&nbsp;</b>power.!!!</div><div>The box office collection of the movie TEES MAAR KHAN,</div><div>...</div><div>was less then...</div><div>..</div><div>...</div><div>...</div><div>parking collection of ROBOT..!!! more...</div><div><br /></div><br /><table border="0" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><tbody><tr> <td><div align="center"><a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=smsmasti"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a> <script type="text/javascript">var addthis_config = {"data_track_clickback":true};</script> <script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js#username=smsmasti" type="text/javascript"></script> </div></td> </tr></tbody></table><a href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><br /><a href="http://loveusms.com/">www.loveusms.com</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-3761446855329185417?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>smsmasti.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418081846442217086noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2416271489940303389.post-43950656984298780882011-02-08T15:08:00.000+05:302011-02-08T15:08:26.846+05:30<div>Insan ki Potty k 5 rang hote hai...</div><div>1- peela</div><div>2- hara</div><div>3- kala</div><div>4- lal</div><div>5- bhura</div><div><br /></div><div>Insani Potty me ye cheeze aksar dekhne ko milti hai...</div><div>1. Kheere k beej</div><div>2. Kati hui mirchi</div><div>3. Rol hue tamatar</div><div>4. Dhaniya</div><div><br /></div><div>kabi Potty ko gaur se dekho to ajeeb tasvirein banti hai...</div><div>1. cheel (eagle)</div><div>2. saanp</div><div>3. bhut</div><div>4. dinosaur&nbsp;</div><div>5. gobar ki gol thaipdi etc</div><div><br /></div><div>Typs of Potty...</div><div>1. Patla</div><div>2. Sakht (hard)</div><div>3. Gaadha</div><div>4. Sookha</div><div>5. Jelly</div><div>6. Oily</div><div><br /></div><div>Please pass dis information 2 all n enjoy potty day...</div><div><br /></div><br /><table border="0" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><tbody><tr> <td><div align="center"><a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=smsmasti"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a> <script type="text/javascript">var addthis_config = {"data_track_clickback":true};</script> <script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js#username=smsmasti" type="text/javascript"></script> </div></td> </tr></tbody></table><a href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><br /><a href="http://loveusms.com/">www.loveusms.com</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-4395065698429878088?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>smsmasti.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418081846442217086noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2416271489940303389.post-55189537114724546562011-02-08T15:01:00.003+05:302011-02-08T15:01:57.080+05:30A girl was tired of her lovr's msgs wich alwz said I luv u, I mis u.<br /><div style="-qt-block-indent: 0; -qt-paragraph-type: empty; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-indent: 0px;"></div><div style="-qt-block-indent: 0; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-indent: 0px;">1 nite she receivd a msg frm him bt dint read it, instd she slept</div><div style="-qt-block-indent: 0; -qt-paragraph-type: empty; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-indent: 0px;"></div><div style="-qt-block-indent: 0; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-indent: 0px;">nxt day she got a cal frm her lover's mom who said dat,"Her son had a car accidnt &amp; died last night'</div><div style="-qt-block-indent: 0; -qt-paragraph-type: empty; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-indent: 0px;"></div><div style="-qt-block-indent: 0; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-indent: 0px;">She thn read d msg in wich it ws writtn</div><div style="-qt-block-indent: 0; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-indent: 0px;">"Dear pls cm in front of ur house,i met wit an accidnt &amp; its my last wish 2c u plz"</div><div style="-qt-block-indent: 0; -qt-paragraph-type: empty; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-indent: 0px;"></div><div style="-qt-block-indent: 0; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-indent: 0px;">Moral:Marte waqt to Fre k sms mat kro,call karlo;...</div><br /><table border="0" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><tbody><tr> <td><div align="center"><a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=smsmasti"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a> <script type="text/javascript">var addthis_config = {"data_track_clickback":true};</script> <script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js#username=smsmasti" type="text/javascript"></script> </div></td> </tr></tbody></table><a href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><br /><a href="http://loveusms.com/">www.loveusms.com</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-5518953711472454656?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>smsmasti.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418081846442217086noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2416271489940303389.post-19946948253320365882011-02-04T11:21:00.002+05:302011-02-04T11:21:58.572+05:30<div><b>Baba SexyDas</b></div><div><br /></div><div>Santa bechara garibi se bada pareshan thha.</div><div><br /></div><div>Uske ek friend ne bataya ki ek baba sexydas naam ke bade pahunche hue baba hai.</div><div><br /></div><div>Unke pass ja teri problem solve kar denge</div><div><br /></div><div>Santa ja pahuncha baba sexydas ke pass aur apni problem batayai.</div><div><br /></div><div>Baba sexydas: “bachha teri musibat dekhte hue hum tera bhala karenge, ja ye teen ande le ja, aur anda tod ke jo bhi mangegea pura ho jayega”</div><div><br /></div><div>Santa khushi khushi ande liye aur chal pada soch raha thha ki bahut saara paisa gaadi bangla maang lunga.</div><div><br /></div><div>Lekin thodi der baad hi baba ke paas fatehaal aakar khada hogaya.</div><div><br /></div><div>Baba sexydas: “beta humne tujhe jo ande diye the unka kya hua?”</div><div><br /></div><div>Santa: “baba main yahaan se ja raha tha tabhi mujhe thhokar lag gayi, aur 1 anda toot gaya, mere muh se nikal gaya ki “lag gaye laude”, tabhi mere saare shareer par bahut saare lu#d lag gaye.”</div><div><br /></div><div>Baba sexydas: “phir?”</div><div><br /></div><div>Santa: “main dar gaya, phir maine dusra anda toda aur kaha ki “saare lu#d hataa do”, tabhi saare lu#d hat gaye aur to aur mera original lu#d bhi gayab ho gaya.”</div><div><br /></div><div>Baba sexydas hairani se: “phir kya hua?”</div><div><br /></div><div>Santa: “main aur bhi dar gaya, phir mujhe teesra anda bhi todna pada aur kaha ki “original lu#d to vapas dedo”</div><div><br /></div><div>Baba sexydas: “bachha phir kya hua”</div><div><br /></div><div>Santa rote hue: “mera original lu#d mere haath mein aa gaya.</div><div>***&nbsp;</div><div><br /></div><table border="0" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><tbody><tr> <td><div align="center"><a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=smsmasti"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a> <script type="text/javascript">var addthis_config = {"data_track_clickback":true};</script> <script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js#username=smsmasti" type="text/javascript"></script> </div></td> </tr></tbody></table><a href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><br /><a href="http://loveusms.com/">www.loveusms.com</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-1994694825332036588?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>smsmasti.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418081846442217086noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2416271489940303389.post-66349460021955519832011-02-03T19:04:00.000+05:302011-04-03T19:07:09.888+05:30<div>ICC CRICKET WORLD CUP_</div><div><br /></div><div>Dhoni-7</div><div>Vijay-5</div><div>Karthik-4</div><div>Ojha-3</div><div>Raina-2</div><div>Kohli-1</div><div><br /></div><div>Confused?</div><div><br /></div><div>.</div><div><br /></div><div>These are their ages</div><div>when SACHIN played his 1st match...!!</div><div><br /></div><table border="0" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><tbody><tr> <td><div align="center"><a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=smsmasti"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a> <script type="text/javascript">var addthis_config = {"data_track_clickback":true};</script> <script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js#username=smsmasti" type="text/javascript"></script> </div></td> </tr></tbody></table><a href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><br /><a href="http://loveusms.com/">www.loveusms.com</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-6634946002195551983?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>smsmasti.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418081846442217086noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2416271489940303389.post-60655700815082611342011-02-03T14:49:00.001+05:302011-02-03T14:49:52.242+05:30<div>Santa: aaj mujhe ajib sa msg aaya, phir mera cell switch off ho gaya.</div><div>Banta: aisa kaun sa msg hai?</div><div>Santa: Battery Low...</div><div>Banta: mujhe forward kar sab ko darayenge...</div><div><br /></div><table border="0" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><tbody><tr> <td><div align="center"><a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=smsmasti"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a> <script type="text/javascript">var addthis_config = {"data_track_clickback":true};</script> <script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js#username=smsmasti" type="text/javascript"></script> </div></td> </tr></tbody></table><a href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><br /><a href="http://loveusms.com/">www.loveusms.com</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-6065570081508261134?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>smsmasti.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418081846442217086noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2416271489940303389.post-41622404595166930052011-02-03T10:21:00.000+05:302011-02-03T10:21:07.070+05:30<div>Just like F~CK, we Indians also have a universal versatile word- MADARC#OD.</div><div>As a NOUN-wo 1 madarc#od hai!</div><div>As a VERB-zyada madarc#ody mat kar.</div><div>As an ADJECTV- madarc#od launda hai.</div><div>Now for different emotions-</div><div>ANGER- Bhag madarc#od.</div><div>FRUSTRATION-mar gaya re madarc#od.</div><div>SHOCK-arre maaadarc#od!!</div><div>ACCEPTANCE-sahi hai madarc#od</div><div>REJECTION-ga#d mara madarc#od</div><div>FEAR-ab kya hoga madarc#od?</div><div>JOY-main jeet gaya re madarc#od.</div><div>SORROW-madarc#od ma c#ud gai uski.</div><div><br /></div><table border="0" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><tbody><tr> <td><div align="center"><a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=smsmasti"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a> <script type="text/javascript">var addthis_config = {"data_track_clickback":true};</script> <script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js#username=smsmasti" type="text/javascript"></script> </div></td> </tr></tbody></table><a href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><br /><a href="http://loveusms.com/">www.loveusms.com</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-4162240459516693005?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>smsmasti.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418081846442217086noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2416271489940303389.post-31379671157093289542011-02-02T10:52:00.000+05:302011-02-02T10:52:43.583+05:30<div>Defintion of frnds- A gud frnd is 1 who stops u frm fighting.</div><div>&amp; a best frnd is 1 who stands wid u &amp; says MAAR SAALE KO Jo hoga dekh lenge.</div><div><br /></div><table border="0" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><tbody><tr> <td><div align="center"><a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=smsmasti"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a> <script type="text/javascript">var addthis_config = {"data_track_clickback":true};</script> <script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js#username=smsmasti" type="text/javascript"></script> </div></td> </tr></tbody></table><a href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><br /><a href="http://loveusms.com/">www.loveusms.com</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-3137967115709328954?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>smsmasti.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418081846442217086noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2416271489940303389.post-42579927053455601462011-02-02T10:50:00.000+05:302011-02-02T10:50:06.533+05:30<div>Girl: Surinder MADARC#OD..!</div><div>Babaji: Aisa nhi bolte beti, aisa kyu bol rhe ho..?</div><div>Girl: Usne meri chummi li..</div><div>Babaji kissed &amp; askd: Aise..?</div><div>Grl: Ji</div><div>Babaji: Ispe madarc#od nhi kehte</div><div>Grl:Usne bra utar k mere b**bs chuse..&nbsp;</div><div>Baba suckd b**bs &amp; askd: Aise?</div><div>Grl: Ji</div><div>Baba:Ye bhi koi badi wajah nhi hai</div><div>Grl:Usne mujhe c#oda bhi.!</div><div>Babaji f~ckd the grl &amp; askd: Aise?</div><div>Grl: Haa</div><div>Baba: Ye bhi badi wajah nhi</div><div>Grl: Sx k baad usne mujhe bataya k use AIDS hai..!</div><div>Babaji (jor se): Surinder MADARC#OD!</div><div><br /></div><table border="0" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><tbody><tr> <td><div align="center"><a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=smsmasti"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a> <script 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mili!</div><div>Kaise?</div><div>...</div><div>...</div><div>........</div><div>Sasur ne di.</div><br /><table border="0" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><tbody><tr> <td><div align="center"><a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=smsmasti"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a> <script type="text/javascript">var addthis_config = {"data_track_clickback":true};</script> <script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js#username=smsmasti" type="text/javascript"></script> </div></td> </tr></tbody></table><a href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><br /><a href="http://loveusms.com/">www.loveusms.com</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-5281597880775980440?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' 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Once they enter, close the doors &amp; start selling EXIT tickets at&nbsp;</div><div>Rs250!</div><div><br /></div><table border="0" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><tbody><tr> <td><div align="center"><a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=smsmasti"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a> <script type="text/javascript">var addthis_config = {"data_track_clickback":true};</script> <script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js#username=smsmasti" type="text/javascript"></script> </div></td> </tr></tbody></table><a href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><br /><a href="http://loveusms.com/">www.loveusms.com</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-9149721787163015545?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' 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href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><br /><a href="http://loveusms.com/">www.loveusms.com</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-8970726024646107024?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>smsmasti.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418081846442217086noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2416271489940303389.post-75411835553996325342011-01-31T10:30:00.002+05:302011-01-31T10:33:17.688+05:30<div class="post" id="msg_4323"><br />Ek Ye Hi Arzu Rahi Dil Me Muddato Se<br />Koi Hume v Chahe Dil Ki Shidato Se<br />Bohat Viran Si He Zndgi Apni<br />K Koi Nawaz De Hume Aa Kar Mohbato Se.<br /><br /><br />Uske Dard-E-DIL Ka Haal Ban<br />Jayenge<br />Uski Wafao Ki Misal Ban Jayenge<br />Akho Me Ek Aasu La Ke To<br />Dkh<br />Uske Girne Se Pehle HuM Rumal Ban Jayenge.<br /><br /><br />Sab Smjhte He Ki Me Mgrur Thi<br />Par Sach Ye He Ki Me Majbur Thi<br />Nhi Janti Ki Wo Mera Tha Ya Nhi,<br />Par Ye Jarur Janti Hu Ki Me Sirf uski Thi.<br /><br /><br />Karoge yaad to hr baat yaad aygi..<br />suhane waqt ki hr marz thehar jygi..<br />Talaash karoge jo hmse behtar koi,<br />nigahe dur tk jakr Laut ayngi..<br /><br /><br />"Sitare Nikalte H Ki Rat Aa Jaye,<br />Hm Kya Likhe Ki Apka Jbab Aa Jaye,<br />Sitaro Ki Chamak to Nhi Hm M,<br />Pr Hm Kya Kare Ki Aapko Hmari Yad Aa Jaye.<br /><br /><br />Hmari kabr ki mitti Roz churata hai koi,<br />Har dam har pal yad aata hai koi,<br />Ae khuda DO lamhe ke lie SAANSE de de,<br />ROZ meri kabr se UDAAS jata hai koi..<br /><br /><br />Chehre Pe Na Dhundo Pyar Ko,<br />Koi Dil Me Bhi Chupa Ke Rakta Hoga,<br />Raah Pe Muh Na Modo KisiSe,<br />Koi DoorSe Hi Pyar Nibata Hoga.<br /><br /><br />Khoobiya itni to nahi hum me,<br />Ke kisi ke dil me hum ghar bana payenge,<br />Par bhulna bhi aasan na hoga hume,<br />Aise pal zaroor de jayenge..,,<br /><br /><br />Wo Shakhs Pyara Hai use kehna<br />Wo jeene ka sahara hai use kehna<br /><br />Log pyare he buhat se mujh ko<br />Wo sab se pyara hai use kehna<br /><br />Mohabbte Shikayte Adavate uski<br />Mujhe sab gawara hai use kehna<br /><br />Chahne wale aur bhi he lekin<br />Ye dil sirf tumhara hai use kehna..<br /><br /><br />Tragedy of moon<br />So attrctive bt so simple<br />So enlightning bt so cool<br />So moving bt so still<br />So quite bt so popular<br />so romantic but single...<br /><br /><br />Sab Khushiyan Tere Naam Kar Jaungi<br />Ye Jaan Bhi Kurban Kar Jaungi<br />Tu Roya Karega Mujhe Yaad Karke<br />Mai Tere Daaman Me Itna Pyar Bhar Jaungi<br /><br /><br />Suraj Ki Suhani Dhoop Ho Tum<br />Chand Ki Madhur Chandni Ho Tum<br />Foolon Ki Mehkti Khusbo Ho Tum<br />Aur Kya Kahein Sirf Humareliye Ho Tum..!!<br /><br /><br />Bhool Sakte He Ek Pal Sans Lena<br />Jee Sakte He Dil Ki Dhadkan Ke Bina<br />Par Yeh Gustakhi Nahin Kar Sakte<br />Hum Jiye Aur Zindgi Kate Aapke Bina..!!<br /><br /><br />Itne Yakin Se To Hum Keh Nhi Sakte<br />K Hum Aapko Yaad Rakh Payenge<br />Par Itna Wada Jarur Kar Sakte He<br />K Zindgi Me Aapko Kabhi Bhul N Payenge.<br /><br /><br />Sapno ki duniya ajib hoti hai<br />Jhuti hi sahi par har khushi nasib hoti hai<br />Beshak aate hai spne kuch pal k liye<br />Par in palo me jannat kitni karib hoti hai.<br /><br /><br />Mera Dil Hai Jiske Liye Deewana<br />Use Apne Dil Ka Haal Bataye Kaise<br />Wo Patthar Dil Hai Darr Lagta Hai<br />Us Patthar Ko Mom Banaye Kaise<br /><br /><br />Dil Ki Dhadkan Pukara Krti He Tujhe<br />Aa Ke Mil Ja ek Bar Mujhe<br />Bechain He Ye Dil Teri Khatir,<br />Bus Aarju He Tere Pyar Ki Mujhe<br /><br /><br />Mom Ki Tarah Pighalte Dekha Usko<br />Raat Ki Tarah Badalte Dekha Usko<br />Jaane Kis Gum Ko Chhupane Ki Tamanna Hai<br />Har Baat Pe Muskurate Dekha Usko.<br /><br /><br />Jiska HAQDAR tha Hmne Usi Haqme Rkha<br />KHAT Tra Aya To Chandi k Varak me Rkha<br />GAM Parsti Ki RIWAYAT Nhi Todi Hmne<br />Tra AASU b GULABO K ARAK me Rkha<br /><br /><br />Pyar Ka Rang Holi Se B Gehra Hota Hai,<br />Un Pe Khuda Ka Pehra Hota Hai,<br />Pyar Ka Dhaga Ek Bar Toot Jaye,<br />To Unko Dobara Jodna Namumkin Hota Hai..<br /><br /><br />Hum Hatho Ko Dekhte Hue Soch Rahe HE<br />Ye Zndgi Kiske Naam Kre<br />Uske Naam Jo Dil Ki Dhadkan Me H<br />Ya Fir Uske Naam Jo Haatho Ki Lakeero Me HE<br /><br /><br />Aaja Kitni Raate Tanha Bita Chuka Hu,<br />Shama Ki Jagah Aankhe JaLa Chuka Hu,<br />Tum Aawoge Ek Din Isi Intzar Me,<br />Na Jane Kitni Hasrate Mita Chuka Hu<br /><br /><br />Bina Pukare Hme Apne Sath Paoge<br />Kro Wada ki Dosti aap B Nibhaoge<br />Matlab Ye Nhi k Roz Yad krna<br />Bus Yad Rakhna Us Waqt Jb khud ko tnha paoge<br /><br /><br />KhudaSe Koi BatAnjan Nhi Hoti<br />Insan Ki Bandgi Beiman NhiHoti<br />Kabhi To Manga Hoga hamne 1 Pyara Sa rishta<br />Wrna U Hi Apki Humse Pehchan N hoti<br /><br /><br />Khoye the khayalo me to ek khayal aaya,<br />Jivan ke safar me hamne kya paya!<br />Hotho pe mithi si muskan aa gai,<br />Jab tumhara chehra hame yaad aaya.<br /><br /><br />Aksar nasha hame ho jata he<br />Aur ilzaam sharab par aata he<br />Kasoor us JaamKa nahi dosto<br />Kasoor to us chahre ka he jo<br />hame har JaamMe nazar aata he.<br /><br /><br />Wo yad nhi karte ham bhula nhi sakte<br />Wo hasaa nhi sakte ham rula nhi sakte<br />Rishta kuchh aisa hai hamara<br />Wo bata nhi sakte aur ham jata nhi sakte<br /><br /><br />Phulo Jaise Hatho Me Chudiya Mahakti<br />H Jane Kaun Aaya Tha Sidhia Mahakti H Chhu<br />Lia Khawabo Me Jo BADAN Uska Ajtak Khusbu<br />Se Ungliya Mahakati He.<br /><br /><br />MOHABBAT BHRA KOI PAIGAM LIKHDE<br />Mere Naam tu apni koi Shaam Likhde<br />UTTHA MUSKURA KE QALAM TU NAZAR KI<br />Aur Mere Dil pe apna Naam Likhde...<br /><br /><br />Mera Wajud Meri Mohbat Se He<br />Mujhe Gurur Meri Mohbat Pe He<br />Mujhe Chahte Honge Or Bhi Bahot Log<br />Mgr Mujhe Mohbat Apni Mohbat Se He.<br /><br /></div><table border="0" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><tbody><tr> <td><div align="center"><a 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fatfati me jaat rathe,</div><div>Turi la dekh achanak gir jathe.....</div><div>Turi- Oh my God! Lagis to nahi.......</div><div>Tura- Nahi re pagli..........</div><div>Haman to asne fatfati le utarthan.........</div><br /><table border="0" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><tbody><tr> <td><div align="center"><a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=smsmasti"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a> <script type="text/javascript">var addthis_config = {"data_track_clickback":true};</script> <script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js#username=smsmasti" type="text/javascript"></script> </div></td> </tr></tbody></table><a href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><br /><a href="http://loveusms.com/">www.loveusms.com</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-6039069082707738768?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>smsmasti.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418081846442217086noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2416271489940303389.post-56567305450108939562011-01-30T11:25:00.000+05:302011-01-30T11:25:28.433+05:30<div>Surinder- mujhe apki beti se shadi karni hai,</div><div>Boss- teri income to us k toilet paper bhi afford nahi</div><div>kar sakti,</div><div>Surinder: acha! itni potti karti hai to phir rahne do.</div><div><br /></div><table border="0" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><tbody><tr> <td><div align="center"><a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=smsmasti"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a> <script type="text/javascript">var addthis_config = {"data_track_clickback":true};</script> <script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js#username=smsmasti" type="text/javascript"></script> </div></td> </tr></tbody></table><a href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><br /><a href="http://loveusms.com/">www.loveusms.com</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-5656730545010893956?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>smsmasti.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418081846442217086noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2416271489940303389.post-41155152685846796812011-01-30T11:22:00.002+05:302011-01-30T11:22:26.024+05:30<div>Surinder road se gujar raha tha, achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya aur achanak CHILLAYA !!</div><div>"haramjaade log TATTI bhi aise karte hai jaise SAMOSA pada ho.&nbsp;</div><br /><table border="0" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><tbody><tr> <td><div align="center"><a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=smsmasti"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a> <script type="text/javascript">var addthis_config = {"data_track_clickback":true};</script> <script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js#username=smsmasti" type="text/javascript"></script> </div></td> </tr></tbody></table><a href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><br /><a href="http://loveusms.com/">www.loveusms.com</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-4115515268584679681?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>smsmasti.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418081846442217086noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2416271489940303389.post-25668814159889599772011-01-30T11:19:00.001+05:302011-01-30T11:23:22.188+05:30<div>Surinder subah Tatti gaya.. Bahut der tak nahi aayi Usne fir try kiya par nahi aayi Surinder bola are aa q nahi rahi hai ! Mai kaun sa tujhe kha jaunga.</div><div><br /></div><table border="0" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><tbody><tr> <td><div align="center"><a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=smsmasti"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a> <script type="text/javascript">var addthis_config = {"data_track_clickback":true};</script> <script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js#username=smsmasti" type="text/javascript"></script> </div></td> </tr></tbody></table><a href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><br /><a href="http://loveusms.com/">www.loveusms.com</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-2566881415988959977?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' 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href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><br /><a href="http://loveusms.com/">www.loveusms.com</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-986932599594719588?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>smsmasti.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418081846442217086noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2416271489940303389.post-76452371591416564392011-01-29T19:16:00.000+05:302011-01-29T19:16:10.109+05:30<div>Tum ne jo meri kabr par, aakar yun muskura diya</div><div>Bijli chamak kar gir padi, sara kafan jala diya……</div><div><br /></div><div>Main so raha tha chain se, yun hi kafan e mazaar mein,</div><div>Yahan bhi sataane aa gaye, kisne pata bata diya……</div><div><br /></div><div>Tumne chadhaye phool to, ehsaan kya kiya</div><div>Humne tumhare ishq mein, sara chaman luta diya…..</div><div><br /></div><div>Pucha na jeete ji kabhi, dard e dil ka haal</div><div>Aaye ho kabr par meri, mitti mein jab mila diya…..</div><div><br /></div><div>Aaye ho mazaar par mere, dekh liya ab mera haal</div><div>Thukra ke mere pyar ko, kisi aur ko apna bana diya….</div><div><br /></div><div>Ab ho gaya hai ilm tumhein, ek shikayat meri jaan lo</div><div>Kiya jo hashar tumne mera, apno ko begana bana diya….</div><div><br /></div><div>Main to kafan mein hoon ab, meri baat aur hai,</div><div>Karna na unka haal wo ab, jo haal mera tumne bana diya….</div><div><br /></div><div>Tumne jo meri kabr par, aakar yun muskura diya</div><div>Bijli chamak kar gir padi, sara kafan jala diya…!!</div><div><br /></div><br /><table border="0" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><tbody><tr> <td><div align="center"><a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=smsmasti"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a> <script type="text/javascript">var addthis_config = 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id="msg_5682"><br /></div><img align="right" alt="" id="modify_button_5682" src="http://loveusms.yah-india.com/v/Themes/vikas/images/icons/modify_inline.gif" style="cursor: pointer;" /><table border="0" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><tbody><tr> <td><div align="center"><a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=smsmasti"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a> <script type="text/javascript">var addthis_config = {"data_track_clickback":true};</script> <script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js#username=smsmasti" type="text/javascript"></script> </div></td> </tr></tbody></table><a href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><br /><a href="http://loveusms.com/">www.loveusms.com</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-2330014870838837067?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>smsmasti.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418081846442217086noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2416271489940303389.post-55438871295596588282011-01-29T12:13:00.001+05:302011-01-29T12:13:11.587+05:30<div class="post" id="msg_5684">CID<br /><br />Baccho ne padhna chhor diya<br /><br />Wah wah<br /><br />Baccho ne pdhna chhor diya<br /><br />Wah wah<br /><br />ACP tha toilet me or<br /><br />Daya ne darwaza tod diya..</div><div class="post" id="msg_5684"><br /></div><table border="0" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><tbody><tr> <td><div align="center"><a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=smsmasti"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a> <script type="text/javascript">var addthis_config = 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align="center"><a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=smsmasti"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a> <script type="text/javascript">var addthis_config = {"data_track_clickback":true};</script> <script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js#username=smsmasti" type="text/javascript"></script> </div></td> </tr></tbody></table><a href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><br /><a href="http://loveusms.com/">www.loveusms.com</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-2264424559714506208?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' 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collapse;"><tbody><tr> <td><div align="center"><a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=smsmasti"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a> <script type="text/javascript">var addthis_config = {"data_track_clickback":true};</script> <script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js#username=smsmasti" type="text/javascript"></script> </div></td> </tr></tbody></table><a href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><br /><a href="http://loveusms.com/">www.loveusms.com</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-7544812026204346931?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' 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Me phone lagane par jawab aaya...<br />"jen reliance number la aap phone lagaye hao wo rogha ha idea wala hoge he"<br /><br /><table border="0" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><tbody><tr> <td><div align="center"><a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=smsmasti"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a> <script type="text/javascript">var addthis_config = {"data_track_clickback":true};</script> <script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js#username=smsmasti" type="text/javascript"></script> </div></td> </tr></tbody></table><a href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><br /><a href="http://loveusms.com/">www.loveusms.com</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-3020588653637124520?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>smsmasti.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418081846442217086noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2416271489940303389.post-7999144782455423762011-01-28T15:43:00.002+05:302011-01-28T15:43:55.122+05:30<div>One day <b>Rajnikanth </b>went to do potty at the sea beach of Indian ocean....</div><div>...</div><div>Till now that potty is floating...</div><div>.....</div><div>Known as "Shr! Lanka".</div><div><br /></div><br /><table border="0" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><tbody><tr> <td><div align="center"><a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=smsmasti"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a> <script type="text/javascript">var addthis_config = {"data_track_clickback":true};</script> <script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js#username=smsmasti" type="text/javascript"></script> </div></td> </tr></tbody></table><a href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><br /><a href="http://loveusms.com/">www.loveusms.com</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-799914478245542376?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>smsmasti.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418081846442217086noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2416271489940303389.post-3930529213295997392011-01-25T12:46:00.002+05:302011-01-25T12:46:49.205+05:30<div>Ye baat hawao ko bataye rakhna...</div><div>Roshni hogi chirago ko jalaye rakhna...</div><div>Lahu dekAr jiski hifazat humne ki...</div><div>aise TIRANGE ko sada Dil me basaye rakhna....</div><div><b>Happy Republic Day</b></div><div><br /></div><table border="0" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><tbody><tr> <td><div align="center"><a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=smsmasti"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a> <script type="text/javascript">var addthis_config = {"data_track_clickback":true};</script> <script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js#username=smsmasti" type="text/javascript"></script> </div></td> </tr></tbody></table><a href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><br /><a href="http://loveusms.com/">www.loveusms.com</a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2416271489940303389-393052921329599739?l=hindi-jokes-sms.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>smsmasti.nethttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06418081846442217086noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2416271489940303389.post-75679923639246853582011-01-22T14:58:00.003+05:302011-01-22T14:59:28.475+05:30<div><div>TITANIC bahut zabardast film thi,</div><div>Par ek raaz jo sab ko nahi pata.....</div><div>wo ye hai ki........</div><div>......</div><div>Titanic ki puri shooting</div><div>...</div><div>...</div><div>...</div><div>...</div><div><b>Rajnikanth </b>k BATH TAB me hui thi.</div></div><div><br /></div><br /><div><table border="0" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><tbody><tr> <td><div align="center"><a class="addthis_button" 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ever:</div><div>Ratan tata ne establish kiya TATA..</div><div>Ratan tata ne establish kiya TATA..</div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div>"itni sakti hame dena data"</div><div><br /></div><table border="0" style="border-collapse: collapse;"><tbody><tr> <td><div align="center"><a class="addthis_button" href="http://www.addthis.com/bookmark.php?v=250&amp;username=smsmasti"><img alt="Bookmark and Share" height="16" src="http://s7.addthis.com/static/btn/v2/lg-share-en.gif" style="border: 0;" width="125" /></a> <script type="text/javascript">var addthis_config = {"data_track_clickback":true};</script> <script src="http://s7.addthis.com/js/250/addthis_widget.js#username=smsmasti" type="text/javascript"></script> </div></td> </tr></tbody></table><a href="http://smsmasti.net/">www.smsmasti.net</a><br /><a 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